face ruiner

When one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful.

"Man, do you think Maria is hot?"
"I would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner."

by thuggerslugger August 17, 2016

Shed-Faced

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.

Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.

by Devotron 8400 June 25, 2017

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Moon crater face

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon

Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

brace faced

When two people with braces start to makeout with each other, both of their Braces get stuck to each other

Yea I was trying to get to second base last night when me and my girlfriend got brace faced dude.

by Mr.Heat Miser September 30, 2015

Fuck Face

Fuckable face.

jessica: " omg ur so funny."

kevien: " shut the fuck up Fuck face."

by Alexandra3 June 26, 2022

Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 28, 2010