national april 4th day

you will fuck her right in the pussy!!!!!!

It is national april 4th day bend that shit over!

by i just want some pussy April 2, 2023

National Apple Day

It's the day to Memorize Apples

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

National Kiss Samantha Alot Day

April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.

"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"

by MayRain April 3, 2023

National send ass and tit pics may 31st

Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.

National send ass and tit pics may 31st fn

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024