by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023
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by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
Get the national suck dick day mug.National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.
Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!
by kade pee April 3, 2023
Get the national slander fish day mug.April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
by MayRain April 3, 2023
Get the National Kiss Samantha Alot Day mug.National-Braddahism is an Ideology in believing in Pigon Hawaiians should dominate all land on earth, with a independent nation
by steavwgwggw May 31, 2024
Get the National-Braddahism mug.the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx
Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024
Get the National Relapse Day mug.A day to appreciate and celebrate all that glory aka gloski aka glo aka glorilla the great does for you
by gloski June 2, 2024
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