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Face-Blitzed

Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.
Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!
by The Third Jay Guy April 8, 2010
mugGet the Face-Blitzedmug.

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
mugGet the Straighten your face!mug.

That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “hey, wanna take a picture

You: “sure”
Awkward moment of silence: ...

That face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗
by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019
mugGet the That facemug.

Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks
Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit
by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020
mugGet the Flem facemug.

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches
the corner girl had slap-faced disease
by panagos December 17, 2010
mugGet the slap-faced diseasemug.

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.
by Certified PD December 13, 2018
mugGet the Ass Facemug.

nice face reveal ratio

an word to roast @kredillionyt and @nohohokun by exposing his face reveal and his comment
everyone: nice face reveal ratio 😹👎
kredillionyt: spam comments
nohohokun: exposing everyone 💀
by tiktokhasnotalent_773y February 6, 2023
mugGet the nice face reveal ratiomug.

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