by shove a watermellon in there November 30, 2016
Get the zeroesmug. by isocialmad March 1, 2019
Get the zeromug. -- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.
by manu françois April 15, 2017
Get the kilometre zero times zeromug. The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
Get the Proximity Zeromug. 

