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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
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Zero

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?
by anonymous April 25, 2022
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Zero

Electric motorcycles are just like real motorcycles except you can't actually go on much of a trip, like a Zero only goes a hundred miles.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
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The Zero Mortal Plan

A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta March 5, 2024
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Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.
"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"
by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023
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Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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