Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.
Love you Brendan
Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 08, 2022
I have a among us pp
by Sussy pp May 12, 2022
Severe and total brainrot caused by hit game "Among Us" commonly shortened to "Amogus". AUB (Among Us Brainrot) is a severe condition that can lead to insanity. There are many symptoms including (but not limited to):
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Person 1: "There seems to be an imposter amongst us"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
by AntiFreeze1001 May 07, 2023
UsEd WhEn SoMeOnE iS eXtReMeLy BoReD , eXcItEd, Or JuSt WaNtS tO bE aN aNnOyAnCe To AlL lIvInG hUmAnS.
like me.
like me.
using weird capitalization ExAmPleS
VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt
VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt
by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019
Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
by Death Menace July 12, 2023
by FurrySanta November 23, 2016
A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.
“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”
“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
by TheCarDudeA8 April 25, 2020