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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.
George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.
by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023
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Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021
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twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.
During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.
by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010
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Twisted Treeline

A gamemode for League of Legends that was 3v3. Unfortunately it was removed in 19th November 2019.
by AryasDemise February 22, 2024
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jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016
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