Turd Urchin

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

by Rouxlette February 8, 2010

Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

turd thirty

Referring to having to take a shit

Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.

by ttp April 16, 2013

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black

That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.

by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012

plow turd

The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.

I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.

by definite lee January 6, 2008

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008