turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. March 19, 2008

Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey July 24, 2008

turd thirty

Referring to having to take a shit

Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.

by ttp April 16, 2013

shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 05, 2011

Turd Chunk

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd

1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.

by Rob Armsrong November 05, 2004

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

by JonoT02 February 22, 2019