When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.
Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!
by HAILYEAH! July 28, 2021
Get the Pythagorean Throat Sex mug.
A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.
by Deep Cakethroat December 5, 2013
Get the cake throat mug.
A person who only has or gives oral sex...
Your wasting your time trying to have kids she's a zygote throat
by Soup kmf September 27, 2017
Get the Zygote throat mug.
When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
Get the Coffin throat mug.
One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John
You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter
by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019
Get the Cross on his throat mug.
The sore throat feeling you get after smoking/vaping weed for an extended period of time, which can last for days or weeks after smoking.
a: hey man are you getting sick?

b: nah man i just got green throat
by Jewish bob the builder September 11, 2022
Get the Green Throat mug.
when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 30, 2022
Get the throat conference mug.