Stevened

Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.

Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.

by Terrance their tearer March 1, 2020

stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

Steven

The type of guy who no life mw and think their godly no cap a lot

Me: that guy a Steven bro for real
Steven : deadass tho

by Fr man March 21, 2020

Steven

A tall nigga who loves weed and video games, honestly a vibin nigga. Also loves movies from 1995-2010

“Yo what’s up Steven you me nigga”

by Gangstarnigga69420 May 29, 2020

Steven

The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.

"stop attacking me"
"ugh you are such a Steven"

by ChocolateLover7364 September 7, 2020

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

steven forbes

The chillest person in the world. Has the most game and swag out of all of the squad and stays giving your mom the D

Man you swaggin like steven forbes

by krakerjak October 5, 2020