second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.

Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.

by hedgehogslayer69 January 2, 2022

Second hand sin

Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.

Second hand sin :

I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.

by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021

Second Saturday of April

National Saturday with the boys.

Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.

by Mikemannman April 6, 2021

quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019