Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

Owen

A man that is cool and can sometimes joke around to much but is till a great friend

Man that is an Owen

by CVJH November 18, 2021

Owen

The best bf you could ever get. He is so sweet and cute and is the best listener but most importantly, he makes the best jokes and has the most amazing sarcasm. He can make you feel better instantly by talking to him and is the best at making people smile. although he can be seen as hateful at times, he is extra kind to the people close to him. He is also the best at keeping secrets. I love him so much <3

his jokes are ALMOST as funny as Owens- not really though

by my.bf.is.awesome February 16, 2022

Owen

a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet

Girl: omg owen is such an ass

by noahmiller? June 19, 2021

bad owen

A bad Owen who has showered the audience with cringe and triggering thoughts

That is a very bad Owen

by Batty j3mes August 3, 2017

Owen

When someone is to drunk, that he is uncontrolable. He is an Owen

That Guy is so drunk, he is Owen

by Afghanoe August 1, 2021

Kaley Owens

The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.

1. "Wait, what's that one Shrek song?"
2. "Ask Kaley Owens, she'll know!"

by Watchmewhipwatchmerenene October 20, 2021