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Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,
Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor
by ChellChell September 9, 2010
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Mud chigger

Mud chigger - When a mud cricket and a glitter chigger reproduce .
Oh look. The glitter chigger and mud cricket reproduced another mud chigger. Here we go again.
by Backwoods barbie 81 September 5, 2019
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Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise
by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy
by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
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Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!
by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019
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Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.
My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.
by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022
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Mud Cunt

It is a woman with short arms.

Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.

She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.

You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
by Sticksy November 9, 2019
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