Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo

I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom

by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

knock

usually a reserve for a pool/snooker game, that is left on the side of the table when someone else is playing, so that you 'reserve' your game after theirs, or after the knocks been put down before yours.

paul, i'll go and put a knock on the table yeah?

by Adam April 16, 2004

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024

Knock

A drug addict or dope fiend

That dude is a knock. I wouldn't give him anything on credit.

by WeaponsMassD September 26, 2022

Knick Knock

The activity of KNOCKING and running away from a door!

Not Knick Knack as its refered to by people from Dublin.

A Knick Knack is a useless item found within a home, not something used in knocking on a door and running away.

Come on! Will we Knick Knock his house?

by Soffy January 4, 2020

Knock Head

A strange uncle who goes by the name of Callum and has a fetis for knocking on the lights

Heard about that new, he likes lights. He's a knock head

by Honkeypete January 31, 2024