Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty

See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse

' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '

by Kaytiie March 9, 2008

flat as a line

The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality

“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”

by Hamitha December 6, 2020

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A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?

Don’t worry, just flat us!

by team flat us November 26, 2021