jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

egg nag

the way people in newfoundland say egg nog, pronounce the o like an a.

would you like some egg nag?

by maggie.stein January 1, 2007

tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

Dino egg

When you pop one testicle out of your zipper and squeeze so it looks like a dinosaur egg.

Dude, your dino egg is so nasty, you should dangle someone with it.

by ChasetheCat July 24, 2011

Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.

Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”

by TVNZ October 31, 2018

Gut Egg

A fart that builds up/accumulates within ones gut that is eventually escapes in one sharp, short burst, rather like an egg.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.

I just laid a right gut egg

by raggaraggaragga June 28, 2010