COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

March 19

National My Shot Day. The day of My Shot.

“What day is it?”

“It’s March 19”

“Wait isn’t that the day My Shot happened?”

by m.dragi.s March 19, 2023

june 19

june 19th is the day where all the fat people and ugly people are born, if this is your birthday you don’t deserve to be on this earth

june 19th is my birthday

by bigbootyjudymf November 23, 2021

December 19

National throw bananas at your family day

mom: why are you throwing bananas at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw bananas at your family day

by theydinosaur December 18, 2020

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

October 19

Smack a bitch on the head day.

Person: Its October 19th, do you know what this means?
Friend: No, what is it?
Person: Its smack a bitch on the head day!
Friend: So that's why you smacked Alyssa?

by iimakian October 17, 2021

The 19

A shortened version of Covid-19.

Used to express that someone has or did have Covid-19.

Jake: wanna hang go to Sarah’s?
Zack: Nah bruh I heard she got the 19.

by TheInstagata August 13, 2022