Water Brain

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

by asop November 3, 2016

Water-Doo

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013

3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!

by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013

desi water

A water “different” type of water!

Bro have you tried desi water?
Yeah it’s fire!

by RickBomed November 13, 2019

water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.

"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."

by chipsnax November 28, 2011

Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

by Pimperator March 13, 2004