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Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
by Proe24 February 13, 2010
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water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean
Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner
by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023
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water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.
I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.
by arbnmedic April 9, 2010
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Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013
3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!
by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013
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Youth Water

A secret beverage enjoyed by members of the 1z collective
Ghostride Neeko was sauced off the youth water
by twotimesxx May 29, 2018
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desi water

A waterdifferent” type of water!
Bro have you tried desi water?
Yeah it’s fire!
by RickBomed November 13, 2019
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Spice water

Spice is several different legal herbs combined that is a substitute for marijuana, sold as incense just like salvia.
When you smoke spice out of a bong the bong water smells significantly different than bong water that was used for smoking marijuana. Therefore, Spice water is just bong water that had spice instead of weed filtered through it.
Dude this spice water smells sooo fuckin nasty!

Ya it taste like shitty gravy or somethin

WTF, I can't believe you just drank that!

Buauauaua! (Hank hill scream of terror)
by paul sulivan October 25, 2010
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