Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013
Get the Blurt-tardmug. Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
by no >:( November 12, 2020
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022
Get the Reddit-tardmug. When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
Get the Noes tardmug. Omg Becky ur slow-tarded
by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020
Get the Slow-tardedmug. name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017
Get the tard marketmug. Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...
Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!
by wouldn't you like to know.... February 7, 2005
Get the tard fuckermug.