He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022

Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex

"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."

by Paulthecat April 17, 2022

Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.

Im a goku tard.

by mf with a big schlong September 7, 2021

tard fucker

Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...

Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!

by wouldn't you like to know.... February 7, 2005