Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking a mahaney

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.

Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 3, 2021

Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow

I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam

by c10v3r March 29, 2021

Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

by Autumncat February 1, 2016

take a facie

When taking a selfie and making a face. For example a mad face, happy face or a silly face.

I hate when I take a facie and I don't think it captures my real mad face

by NutMeg634 May 14, 2015