Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022
Get the Teachersmug. People that teach you shit that mostly ain’t useful, makin’ you want to slap the shit out of them, always be tellin us what to do which is bullshit, always be goin home to suck dick and poppin they pussy, comin to school and always coming to hop on your dick, and tellin us shit that sometimes ain’t true.
by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019
Get the Teachermug. Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016
Get the teachermug. by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
Get the Teacher With Benefitsmug. 
Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
Get the English teachermug.