Konklen Sunday

A konklen Sunday is the act in which a person fornicates on their relatives futon on a Sunday evening with a grapefruit.

Person one: Yoo I just had a konklen Sunday on my nephews futon!

Person 2: what the fuck.

by Jablingo January 25, 2024

Sunday

The day Chick-Fil-A is closed.

Person A: Aye trynna get some chick fil a?
Person B: We can’t man it’s Sunday.

by Thatchicken November 23, 2021

Sunday mass

The Bible says that Jesus did not rest on the 7th day therefore implying that he was working on sunday. This term means that you shall not rest even on Sundays becuase Jesus did not rest on sundays

Eric: Hey jack, how many times do you work out in a week
Jack: 7
Eric: What, even on Sundays
Jack: Yeah bro, gotta get that Sunday mass in

by PercaBeast October 22, 2022

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Louisiana Sunday

When a hermaphrodite fucks themselves.

im gonna give myself a Louisiana Sunday

by Ayden mason June 18, 2019

sunday chicken

Jessica does it on sunday’s. She eats chicken every sunday

Kitty: Yo we out to Jessica’s sunday chicken??

Penny: Most def.
Kat: Best believe!!

by yourhgpennyyyy May 26, 2023

Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.

John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.

by Cmail08 April 4, 2010