suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Suicide skip

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights

"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt

by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

Suicide Circle

Involves two or more people to stand in a circle or opposite each other, each holding a gun in their right hand aiming to the next person to the rights head. All persons in the circle will then count down from ten, and on zero will simultaneously pull their triggers.

Dude, wanna make a suicide circle?

by fuknsquagle July 3, 2023