Sneaky Link

Sneaky Link- a sausage link (a long penis) sneaking out of someone's pants.

I saw it, he used his sneaky link and raped her

by funex February 6, 2025

Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore

Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish

by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024

Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

sneaky strawberry

When one is, without warning, anally penetrated by a very redened, un-circumcised, penis head.

Don't you be trying no sneaky strawberry on me!!

by Joey Joe Joe July 8, 2017

sneaky mickey

A type of sex position involving two men where one manages to cum in the other without the other man even knowing that he is part of the sexual act. Usually done while the man on the receiving end is drunk or drinking.

How do they do it? I got the Sneaky Mickey and I never even felt it!

by Seryllian December 17, 2017

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Sneaky

A kitten with a farting butt that blames the housekeeper for the mysterious sticky poop left in the toilet.

Kitten is so good at being sneaky that she giggles whenever her butt shaped-lips tease the poor innocent ninja.

by Innocent Ninja March 23, 2019