Richard: They shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it."
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.
by tinypeeny February 21, 2022

A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.
by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021

by americanmidwestsamurai April 21, 2011

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

by Ian Gw September 2, 2019

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022
