push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013

don't push me like that

harass annoy pushy Stop rushing me. Don't harass me. Stop telling me what to do.

Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".

by Bratlicious November 09, 2006

push grandma down the stairs

Something that robots do

Grandma must be shoved
Grandma must go down the stairs

by King Sa January 15, 2004

push my seat back

The process or act of experiencing extreme enjoyment from conscious voluntary induced activities

Where you bout to go ? Oh I'm bout to go push my seat back bruh

by KV STATUZ April 28, 2016

The 36 Inch Push Broom

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.

Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

by Larry and Rex and Benny June 24, 2018

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012

Kansas City Push Pop

The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"

Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.

Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.

by Wtf Man May 25, 2012