The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
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The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
Get the Laptop Poop mug.A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
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Get the poop lips mug.Youtube poop or more commonly used "YTP" refers to any video on youtube that is a collection of random scenes or clips from various cartoons, shows, movies, and games. Most contain dubs and voice overs from other shows and movies to make a scene deemed "unfunny" to be "funny". Most YTPs use Mario Brothers (90s TV series) and The Legend of Zelda (CD-i game.) These are the most popular two, but many other popular shows or cartoons used in YTPs are but not limited to iCarly (Teen Show on Nickelodeon), Spongebob (Cartoon on Nick.), Toy Story (Disney Pixar), Chowder (Series on Cartoon Network), and Pokemon (Anime).
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After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.
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