Ugandan onion

when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying

YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.

by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.

Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)

by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022

Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...

Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...

by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021