Sunday Night

The worst pain a man could possibly feel. Sunday night is objectively and scientifically the most difficult emotional event to go through. Real men understand the pain and sorrow that comes with sunday night.
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming October 16, 2022
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unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
by brownwings May 02, 2011
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Bate Night

The same as a date night without getting laid at the end.
After eating 2 lbs of chicken fingers for dinner, Harry was too tired to bang his wife, but he still masturbated in bed beside her. It was just another bate night.
by JustanOKgolfer August 08, 2020
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night wood

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
by diabettt April 28, 2021
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mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 10, 2014
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Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.
by Uhmanduh whore February 12, 2021
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Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.
Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?
by Toodleszz October 10, 2020
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