fat dan

some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.

brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*

by Loz December 16, 2004

thunder dan

He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.

Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.

by jejacket October 10, 2004

afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

by $yphili$ October 26, 2009

Delusional Dan

the fools that stalk my sister lol

i guess delusional Dans dont know she not around no mo, sorry

by oh danny boys, oh, oh, woah:) May 18, 2013

Dan Lesly

The biggest fucking retard in the world

Did you hear?! Dan Lesly got banned from CaliRP

by AdermGaming April 4, 2019

dan & han

its when you're trying to say you're twins or that you're best friends and no-one else can beat your frindship

helen: wow you two are really close friendz?
louisa: alie yh were like dan & han
helen:awww i wish my friendship was like that :)
louisa: jka

by cutie1008 November 22, 2009

dan hunt

A guy who gets no pussy but loves to think he does

wow that guy is such a dan hunt

by COVID 19 March 26, 2020