Neck Jr.

nickname for Governor and US Senator George Allen.

Neck Jr. stayed in his neck of the woods to win politically.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Wreckless necking

The act of a man turning his head too hard almost breaking his neck to look at a female passing by.

Jay: Did you see ol girl that just passed by?
Rando: Yea man you just go cited for wreckless necking.

by Rando from the lane August 6, 2012

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Back neck

Slang for throat, coined by the infamous Derek of Vice Grip Garage

Hang on gotta stop into the gas station to get a couple wobble pops to wet my back neck

by CallMeSushi May 31, 2023

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck

by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011