martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)

I cannot believe Martin thought that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Martin

Martin is a cool dude and his friend fucking sucks, looking at you alexis.

Martin e

by Awesome chad 69 June 8, 2022

holly martin

holly martin is not a vsco girl

‘oh my god! is that a bird? is that a plane? no its holly martin’

by tiktokismyjam September 15, 2019

Jenna Martins

The most beautiful, kind, pure girl. Jenna is so funny and sweet, and never fails to put a smile on others faces. Her voice lights up so many people. Boys look at Jenna and want to just cuddle and just say how much they love her. Sometimes a little more than that… but seriously, this girl truly is stunning. From her long, silky brown hair, to her adorable black converse high tops. Jenna is just hilarious, and knows how to brighten up someones day. Her dark brown eyes are just something to get lost in. Jenna is so different from other girls, it makes hearts burst. Jenna Martins truly is special.

“Bro did you see Jenna today”

“Jenna Martins?”
“Oh my god yes dude, she’s literally the girl of my dreams.”

by bbro226 October 6, 2021

stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.

Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR

by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019

Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.

Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.

by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021