fake jonas fan

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

Dirty jonas

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

by gabyface September 22, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonasmania

n.

When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.

Symptoms include:

-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.

Very similar to beatlemania

iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was SOO hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! ;)

normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-

iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!

normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.

iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!

normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...

by asquirrelwilde June 18, 2009

Jonas Lundahl

A sexy swedish man whom is amazing in every way possible

Who's Jonas Lundahl?
That Sexy Swedish guy.

by Jonasica October 15, 2011

Jonathan

Jonathan is an amazing guys. He is so cute and fun to be around. He gives the best hugs and are very loving. They are special, he isn't like other guys. He will show you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. He will make your day with the cutest text messages. He will give you the cutest and silliest nicknames that will make you smile. You should try and make him blush. It's funny when they blush. Don't let him go because he will treat you like no one does.

Person one: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Person two: "yea that's him😊 <3"
Person one: "Is he Jonathan😱"
Person two:" yea he's Jonathan"
Person one:" Girl, you are so lucky, he will treat you like a princess"

by 😊unknown girl November 5, 2017

Jonathan

Sweet and sexy young man you see him and you will instantly fall in love with him everyone wants to hug him

Hug me Jonathan.

by NAMETRUTH December 15, 2017