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January 14th

by CrazyDid911 December 30, 2019
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January 7

January 7 is the day where you get to trow ANYONE off the balcony! Make sure to do it safely!
Girl 1: is it January 7?
Girl 2: yes!
Girl 1: *chucks girl 1 off balcony. Safely.*
by Bingobangabo April 18, 2020
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January first

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
“you were born on January first? Wow i love you already.”
by finnswoter October 19, 2019
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january 6th

the hottest guys were born on this day💗🥵🤤💍
“omg that guy is hot, of course he is, he’s born on january 6th🤤.”
by emma.samek February 7, 2020
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January 1

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!
by I cook food December 10, 2019
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january movie

Since oscar winners come out in december, the worst movies that follow in the next few months are january movies, movies that have no taste at all and just are released as filler before the good movies start coming out in may

Examples:
White Noise
Alone in the Dark
Hide and Seek
Hannibal Rising
"I love the movie White Noise"
"Oh that's a stupid January movie"
by hnt March 12, 2008
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January 17th

NATIONAL NUGGET DAY
if you dont want to go underground for national nugget day then make a fort and nuggets (any nuggets doesnt need to be chicken) and you bring friends over to eat nuggets and watch anime
January 17th is nation nugget day where you dress as a nugget and go underground with a bunch of friends
by this isnt sam April 21, 2021
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