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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.
by Milanoymous October 19, 2003
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International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
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Internation Spill Tea Day

On April 23, everyone will spill their tea and get into fights.
“Hey it’s Internation Spill Tea Day, what’s the tea?”
by thygoat May 26, 2018
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Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019
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International pee day

October 8th is international pee day. Everyone shall wingle they're wieners around while pissing on October 8th
Celebrated every year on October 8th, it's a day dedicated to honoring the simple joy and relief of taking a really satisfying pee.
Example: “Bro, I drank like four energy drinks and held it for two hours. When I finally went, it felt like International Pee Day.”
by VenusSickly July 31, 2025
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Internal tickling

either A. Your sick or just got of a roller coaster

Or B. When a man puts his penis into a lady and it makes her feel good
A. man 1: “bro i got off a roller coaster just now!”.

man 2: “wow man, ay you good?”
man 1 “i think i got Internal tickling“

B. I am not doing this example
by WhiteCatLmao69 March 3, 2023
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