Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.

Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"

by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018

Green marker

1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.

1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."

by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010

Green Saxophone

A bong.

Yeah righto mate I'll be right back, I'm just gonna have a play of the old green saxophone.

by happytherippa April 15, 2021

goog green

When you hit the vibe too much you turn goog green (nic sick)

"Bro im out of it im goog green"

by Gnarbuckles May 31, 2017

blue greene

Big hair, bigger heart. A green ice tea enthusiast who's always chewing mint gum.

"Hey did you see that blue Greene over there"

"Ya dude. I heard she likes green tea."

by Jamison Anderson May 06, 2017

mia green

mia green is a sket

if you are a mia green you are a women who gets used by boys for sexual intercourse, those boys usually bring her cousins

by louwardy July 31, 2018

green ghosts

term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”

why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?

stupid f***king green ghosts.

by LoudLatto June 20, 2021