A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.
"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
by DissyTee18 May 03, 2014
by Mommaube January 09, 2019
a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
by kilt_lifter March 08, 2022
by who r u to be askin me that April 23, 2011
When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.
by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019
Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both
I'm off to check the hooks
by Hook Checker November 23, 2016
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017