Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.

Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.

by apnv November 26, 2016

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Control

I don't have control over any of that, bitch. I can't even get people to acknowledge that it's happening. If it takes putting other people's lifes at risk for you to give a shit then you aren't really giving me a choice, are you?

Hym "Seriously. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that if YOU are justified in NOT GIVING A SHIT about the content or quality of MY life; I can ALSO justify NOT GIVING A SHIT about OTHER PEOPLE'S lives. I don't control any of this. I STILL don't even know how you're seeing any of this. If it takes for other people to assume the same risk I'm expected to assume for this to be remediated; then it is what it is. I'm not letting it go. I'm as patient as it gets. YOU could mitigate the risk immediately. YOU PERSONALLY could fix the problem you're bitching about. You could leave me a message in clip form and the algorithm would pick it up. You could lambast me in person today if you wanted to. You wouldn't entirely resolve the potentially harmful situation TODAY. But you don't actually care about the potential for harm. If it isn't someone you can wield against your political opponents you don't give a shit. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. Neither side can use me against the others and my purported beliefs are too incoherent for you to nail down. I'm in the blindspot between opposing forces so neither of you dare get involved for fear of getting stuck with me. You're cowards. You don't care if that anyone actually gets hurt. You'd RATHER they did. That would make it easy for you because then you wouldn't have to think about it."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

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Gun Control

Another word for penis

My husband had gun control going on last night!

by DragonKingAn March 23, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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loose bowel control

a scientific term of pooping/shitting.

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.

by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023

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