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Canada's History

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.
After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.
by Biggie132 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An obscure sexual act between distance lovers, so named after the lengthy and distant span of Canada's history. Two people using computer technology, or phones if you must, lie nude in a self-dug ditch, preferably in the woods, that has been well-urinated in. The technology is to maintain audio and/or video communication between the two lovers. While discussing the mating habits of woodland creatures, the couple masturbates furiously until achieving orgasm, at which moment they are to leap out of the hole and climb the nearest tree to its top. While the adrenaline is still fresh and powerful (like the urine) from the act, the lovers take a deep, slow breath from atop the tree. This links the post-coitus mates together through the power of nature, which smells and tastes like Canada's History.
When Johnny and Sally were apart, attending college in different states, they maintained their amorous attitudes toward each other by sharing Canada's History once or twice a week.
by Hans Van Dingo February 4, 2010
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canada's history

Skull-fucking a moose skull with maple-syrup drenched penis and cumming into the Stanley Cup.
After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.
by kindlegume February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.
Look out baby. tonight I'm going to school you in Canada's History
by battleboybassist February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.
I heard Stephen Colbert wants to explore Canada's History with you.
by BBFlights February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.

It is illegal in 54 United States.
Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.

Colbert made me do this.
by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.
"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.
by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010
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