real car

Any automobile that makes over 400 Wheel Horsepower

"If your car makes less than 400 at the wheels excluding the miata of course is it even a real car?"

by PupilGang June 10, 2018

for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015

Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.

Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.

by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019

real yellow

It's cool, or badass. Like, a roller coaster that is real yellow. Could even be the really real yellow.

Dood, that ride is the real yellow, not just the yellow they used.

by ericthered26 May 20, 2007

Real Talk

n. The act of setting an argument with your girlfriend to lyrical prose. See also R. Kelly

Girl, they don't eat with us; they don't sleep with us;
What THEY eat don't make US shit!
Real talk.

by alpha planet May 29, 2010

keeping it real

A manufactured street code for continued white supremacy. As used in common speech, could also be phrased, "keeping it submissive" or "keeping politically, socially, and economically irrelevant."
African-Americans (especially men) who have evolved into greatness through traditional paths are invalidated as they have not "kept it real." The term's definition relegates and caps many potential great African Americans through peer-pressure, advertising, greater social misunderstanding, and ambiguous racial identity.
The phrase is harmful in that it not only damages the collective psyche of a large portion of the American populace, it also limits (in all facets) the unlimited potential that this group could have upon the country.

"Thurgood Marshall, Barack Obama, Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, Morgan Freeman, Booker T. Washington, (Sports Analyst) James Brown, and Condoleeza Rice are not keeping it real."

"50 Cent and Michael Vick are keeping it real."

by Adam S. Chin August 28, 2007