One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

by Brodaaaaaaa September 15, 2011

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

Ei

A type of frog that is extremely rude.

I was kicked in the shin by an ei.

by It smell June 2, 2021

round eyed ricky's

The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items

Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”

Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing

round eyed ricky's with friends”

Bob: “oh”

by TNA Drinks March 9, 2020

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025