The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
Get the Devil's Blumpkinmug. to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.
"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)
by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011
Get the Devil's Gardenmug. Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.
by Phylo97 October 31, 2020
Get the Devil's Follymug. A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.
As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."
It's Bro Code.
It's Bro Code.
by DrunkAllNight January 10, 2011
Get the Devil's Threesomemug. The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.
by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018
Get the Devil's Kissmug. Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010
Get the Devil's Umbrellamug. A disgusting trolip of a human being, usually seen sitting alone at a bar waiting to pounce on unexpecting prey. Usually fat, ugly and greasy in appearance. Resembles a gremlin or that weird fat guy you see at a local mens mission.
"Guy, that fuckin' dude Matt was sitting by himself in the corner of the bar for an hour. He only came over here to sit with us when we ordered food. What a fuckin' bog devil."
by Tyler and Matt January 6, 2008
Get the bog devilmug.