fat dan

some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.

brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*

by Loz December 16, 2004

thunder dan

He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.

Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.

by jejacket October 10, 2004

afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

by $yphili$ October 26, 2009

joe dan

a nice guy who always tries to please others. very smart and funny as heck. he'll support you no matter what, and you'll fall in love with his gorgeous eyes.

person 1: have you met joe dan? he's such a nice guy.
person 2: yeah, i want to marry him.

by amitoooldforwarriorsyet October 10, 2018

dan adams

A high-class cocktail consisting of Jäger, pineapple juice, and a lemon wedge. Shaken not stirred.

I bought that hottie across the bar a dan adams. Maybe that's why she barfed all over the table.

by *mcluvin* December 13, 2018

Dirty Dan

Someone who suspiciously owns a lot of horses and is always wandering off to the stables with a bag that’s full.

Hey Steve, that bloke up the road with all the horses. He’s definitely a dirty Dan.

by SpoopyBootay May 9, 2020

dan & han

its when you're trying to say you're twins or that you're best friends and no-one else can beat your frindship

helen: wow you two are really close friendz?
louisa: alie yh were like dan & han
helen:awww i wish my friendship was like that :)
louisa: jka

by cutie1008 November 22, 2009