Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

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Get the Illinois Cokemug.

Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him

Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have

by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

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Get the Coke to vodkamug.

Coke

A fucking drug that get you high as shit and you wake up with 5 Asian males in your bed thinking damn I bet they rocked my world

Damn that Coke was goooooood

by Max Simpson cuz why not October 25, 2017

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Get the Cokemug.

coke and garbage

Drug references

He sells coke and garbage

by Gee funk February 16, 2021

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Get the coke and garbagemug.

Coke pigeon

A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.

I was doin rails in my truck, when a coke pigeon nearly broke my window trying to get at the blow.

by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017

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Get the Coke pigeonmug.

Squid coke

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)

I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.

by Saturnboi January 21, 2019

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