Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

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chicago embearesd

Being invested in a certain Chicago football team but being embearesd about their choice of quarterbacks general managers and overall city issues.

It’s been a tough 35/years since we won a super bowl im a little Chicago embearesd.

My homie Code red loves them sadly.

by Marshall tucker October 27, 2021

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chicago thunder

The sound of gun fire

I swear I just heard some Chicago thunder

by kempykemp August 17, 2021

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Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

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Chicano breathmint

When you eat a Vero PicaFresa (Mexican Chile candy) , and use the chile loogy as anal lube. Much like the Caucasian version, a “Hot Carl”, where the same act is performed with Tabasco as opposed to Chile candy.

“She had a fat ass, I hit her with that Chicano Breathmint” - Hernando Desorto

by Tpostmalone January 3, 2022

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