a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
by kilt_lifter March 08, 2022
When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.
by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019
by who r u to be askin me that April 23, 2011
Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both
I'm off to check the hooks
by Hook Checker November 23, 2016
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
by VibeChecker November 07, 2019
Most Sports players would know what this is.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020