Carl

A guy named Carl

"hi I'm Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021

Carl

A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.

Man, is that fucking Carl? I gotta go, that nigga is fucking weird as fuck.

by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021

Carl

A guy named Carl by his parents

"hi my name is Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021